first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
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Carissa’s Wierd - They’ll Only Miss You When You Leave

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unknownskywalker:

Tidying Up Art by Ursus Wehrli

Wehrli takes everyday scenes of disorder and rearranges them into neat rows, sorted by different attributes such as color, size, shape, and type, etc.

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laesquinalatina:

I’ve fallen in love with this show and most particularly, Tina.

laesquinalatina:

I’ve fallen in love with this show and most particularly, Tina.

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mindthings-to-waste:

Why Aren’t I Home - Athletics

No safe place to exist, but to pretend we never did.

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diplodoofus:

Found these amazing pictures by Demetri Martin. They made me smile. Especially the ‘hate rhombus’.

More of them here.

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1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS
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"Hold your sadness like a puppet, keep putting on the play.
But everything you do is leading to the point
Where you just wont know what to do.
And at that moment you may laugh
But there is someone there who will be laughing louder than you.
So it’s true, the trick is complete.
Become everything you said that you never would be.
You’re a fool! You’re a fool!"

Bright Eyes (via yell-ow-bird)

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thunderpcats:

Hitler’s mom looks a lot like Michael Cera.

thunderpcats:

Hitler’s mom looks a lot like Michael Cera.

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